Saturday, April 2, 2011

What is Wrong with You?!

Hey, drunk lady.
Thank you for spitting your gum in my tip jar before ordering a bag of popcorn.
I understand, I understand...
You were drunk.
But did you really think I didn't see you?
On another note-
Forgive me for spitting my gum in your bag of popcorn while filling it up.
I sneezed.
Enjoy your kettle corn.

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