I'm going to test myself...

It always seems that when I paint my nails, I've got them at least 80% chipped off within 2 hours of painting them.

Tomorrow morning, I'm going to paint my nails pink. Not only am I painting them, but I'm going to make a conscious effort to NOT pick at the nail polish.

I think it'd be fun to time myself to see just how long I can go without chipping it off...
I
   always
               lose
                      this
                            game.
                                                :(