Much of today was spent curled up on the couch with Otis, watching a documentary about cults and eating cookies. I know how bad it is for me, but I bought a month's worth of tanning at this little video store down the road from our new house yesterday. Is it weird that I spent 5 minutes looking for a camera before disrobing? I fell asleep in the damned thing for about 12 of my 18 minutes. Best nap I've had in a while.
We're going to the beach in North Carolina in 2 weeks for a wedding, and I don't want to show off my pasty Winter hue. Being Greek and Polish, it probably won't take but a few trips to the roaster to get my
(fake ass)
sun-kissed glow back.
What I should be doing though is hitting up the 24 Hour Gym a little. I need to lose some weight, especially after re-reading what I wrote about going to the beach in 2 weeks! Am I crazy?!
I don't want to be this guy!
Neon zebra print? Really?!
No comments:
Post a Comment